35 ways to annoy Carlisle

35 Ways to annoy Carlisle Cullen.

1. Walk into the hospital, and only refer to him as Dr. McGleamy, McSteamy, or
McDreamy.
2. Ask him if he's british, why doesn't he have an accent.
3. When he answers 'because he's been in america so long', call him a fake.
4. Get on the pager at the hospital and say 'paging Doctorizzle Carlizzle Cullenizzle
fo shizzle, yo word.'
5. Call him Carlizzle
6. When he corrects you, tell him to 'go swim to france'.
7. Ask him why he wears high collars all the time. When he replies because his
weak spot is his neck and he doesn't like it showing, grab his neck.
8. Ask him if its true that if you blow into a blonde's ear you can erase their
memory. When he says no, blow into his ear.
9. When he says that he has a chance at heaven, get in his face and laugh.
10. Ask him what he brought with him to his vampire life. When he says compassion,
get in his face and laugh again.
11. Give Esme, Alice, and Rosalie his wallet to go shopping.
12. Replace all of his ties with musical ties, and make him wear them to work.
13. get sick. Cough all over him.
14. Bring him a bagged lunch at work, and make him eat it in the cafeteria.
15. tell him what Edward did to their cabin at Isle Esme.
16. when every he walks by, call him grandpa carlizzle.
17. plant a giant cow on the kitchen table. Tell Esme Carlisle wanted to bring
dinner home
18. When he says that he's not tempted by human blood, say that he licks his
scalpels at night.
19. when he says your lying, wave a bloody scalpel in his face.
20. Give him a dress.
21. force him to wear it.
22. make him dress up as dracula for halloween.
23. Call him dr. house.
24. when he asks why you're calling him that, say because house is cooler than
Dr. Cullen.
25. ask him if he pops vicodin like house.
26. ask him if he has 'blonde moments'
27. run arund the ER screaming 'the venom! it buuuuurns!'
28. follow him at work, singing 'Doctor Doctor' at the top of your lungs.
29. tell him his last name sounds like colon, and giggle everytime someone says
Dr. Cullen
30. if and when he glares at you, say 'oooh! mr. compassion is coming to get me!
31. hug him in public, and call him 'daddy'
32. threaten to tell Esme what he does with the nurses in the ER at night.
33. tell him you want to whispter something in his ear. when he leans down, mess
up his hair.
34. if he growls at you, call him kitty and pet him.
35. poke him until he yells at you